Friday 3 April 2015

Cheltenham Town vs Plymouth Argyle

Cheltenham Town 0 - 3 Plymouth Argyle   (28.3.2015)


From the old wooden seats of the Jelfry stand any distracted spectator can look out over the lumbering slopes of Gloucestershire fields. Fans of Cheltenham Town may be forgiven for staring into the surrounding cider country more so than at the sport being played for their pleasure this season.

With one win in ten games, the Robins find themselves at the bottom of the Football League. “We’re all in this together,” reads the sign outside the railway station, accompanied by a photo of the players in a team huddle above the ominous slogan. Another billboard in sight of Whaddon Road boastfully declares “Better than Manchester United – at least we beat Cambridge.”

These adverts were paid for by supporters but if the descent towards the Conference continues few individuals will feel their investment was well spent. At the relatively cheap price of £9 for a student ticket, the club already seem rather desperate for bodies to fill the ground.

With fellow strugglers Hartlepool United resurrected by a miraculous run of form in recent weeks, Cheltenham seem doomed to a period of exile from the prestigious 92 for the first time in 16 years. At least this genteel community can realistically survive the dip in soccer pedigree, whereas the likes of other League Two minnows would find the experience socially crippling. This spa town, of course, can still attract annual visitors and the hubbub of an active sporting life through its races, boarding schools (rugger and jolly hockey!) and calm pastoral hinterland. The likes of Tranmere cannot compete with that.

Without doubt, however, there is no way to disguise the disarray of this once-stalwart football team. So far this season it’s seen three managers at the helm, over 40 players used in total and yet, despite a six game unbeaten run at the start of August, all have failed to steer the ship from perilous inadequacy. After 39 games, the team’s top scorer still only has four goals to their name.

Whaddon Road’s pitch is also making no effort to hide its tired wear. Both goalmouths, evidently feeling the effects of another year groundsharing with Gloucester City, have the look of sandboxes. A resultant drop in revenues from relegation would only deteriorate the condition of the turf further next year. After five seasons of the neighbouring rivals staking a joint claim on the stadium’s modest resources, it looks like the uncomfortable cooperation between clubs will continue indefinitely.   

By late March, the usual point when fans resign themselves to disappointment before the inevitable optimism of the summer holidays, the atmosphere in the stands has settled into the pangs of lethargic hopelessness. With solid professionals of proven lower league calibre like Matt Richards on the books, the side can appear deceptively competent for long stretches. Once they are faced with any amount of skill, though, the red and white shirts flounder. Such was the case when Plymouth defender Carl McHugh strolled through a number of sleeping opponents to slide Ruben Reid through to score with the simplest of passes. As the group of typical terrace blokes sitting behind me pointed out, travelling teams such as Argyll can snatch the points at this beleaguered site without straining above third gear. A double from the muscular centre forward was enough to destroy any confidence remaining among the home side, leaving substitute Zak Ansah to mark a resounding victory with a deft header as the final whistle beckoned.

A three goal margin showed the Devon side handing their south-west counterparts the dreaded Black Spot, much to the amusement of a spiteful minority amongst the massive away support (1400 in all – covering over a third of the total attendance) who chanted “You’re going down” to no tune in particular. Lone voices offered the only retort to the Green Army’s taunts. A plain fact is hard to argue with, I suppose.


Indeed, the spirit of Cheltenham’s advertised rallying call was lost on the disaffected home mass, which appeared largely docile across the ninety minutes. A year outside the pyramid has seemingly been accepted as a certainty. Even so, at least the club’s board remain fighting – appointing ex-Yeovil boss Gary Johnson as manager within 48 hours of the defeat. If, for the sake of pragmatics, this friendly community club does get relegated, they will have to prepare for a long struggle in the wilderness. They need only ask fans of Wrexham, Lincoln and Grimsby how that feels.  

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