Monday, 16 June 2014

My Best World Cup XI

If all the world is a stage then the World Cup must be the greatest platform of them all. In this article I have attempted to list my own personal international dream teams from previous tournaments. My one big rule is that I must have seen each person play. So, most are from 2002-2010 with a few twinkles of 1998.

Although I try my best, these opinions are never infallible so leave your own suggestions below. I'm sure some of the picks are controversial.

GK - Gianluigi Buffon
The Italian side of 2006 is a common theme across my defence. Buffon is a veteran 'keeper with a consistent record as a reliable shot-stopper whilst rivals Iker Casillas and Oliver Kahn have both made obvious mistakes at World Cup finals. The Juventus man proved his own superiority after his sturdy showing in a penalty shootout earned his country the world title against France.

LB - Philipp Lahm

The German rock is as good going forward as he is tracking back. Most people have forgotten his stunning goal to open the 2006 tournament for the host nation. When have you ever seen him have a bad game?

CB - Rio Ferdinand

Pace, strength, intelligence, awareness: was there anything Rio didn't have at his peak? The former England captain was robbed of a fourth finals venture after a knee injury in 2010 caused his absence. It would have been a much easier task for the three lions if he had been fit. Even at the age of 24, he was Sven Goran Eriksson's most important player during 2002.

CB - Fabio Cannavaro
Skippered the so-solid crew of his nation's back line when they won the championship. For every match on that triumphant run Cannavaro was in imperious form. His casual punditry on ITV in no way reflects the incredible standard he set on the field. Only Buffon has collected more caps for the peninsula side.

RB - Gianluca Zambrotta
The unsung hero of the Italy team throughout the 2000s. There is a very deliberate reason Barcelona singed him after Juventus' match fixing scandal and subsequent demotion: the lad had class. 98 caps for the Azzurri proves that. Zambrotta is another player of 2006 that needed to be seen to be believed.

RM - Bastian Schweinsteiger
Everyone knows about the respective talents of the German midfield dynamos. If the Bayern Munich ace returns without winning the biggest trophy he will have been treated harshly by the football deities. On a more positive note, Schweinsteiger appears to revel in the group stage matches more than any other big name modern player. At times his distribution of the ball is totally beyond comparison.

CM - Andres Iniesta
The short midfielder's name is marked in history after securing Spain's first grasp on the Jules Rimet in Johannesburg. His calm and crisp finish was remarkable after a long and ill-tempered match where their Dutch opponents looked to stifle the bookies favourite at every turn. Tippy-tappy tactics may be on the decline but, under long term teammates Xavi and Iniesta, were effective for over half a decade.

CM - Steven Gerrard
Whenever England needs a hero Gerrard is always the first to test his strength. After sadly missing the occasion in Japan and Korea through injury, the Liverpool icon scored crucial goals against Trinidad and Tobago and the U.S.A. in subsequent group stages. In the aftermath of the disastrous 2010 campaign, he was the only squad member to still have some credibility amongst fans.

LM - Zenedine Zidane
Although the man himself would staunchly resist my decision to select him for a wide position, the middle of the pitch is too congested in my formation for his daunting skills. Wherever he might have played, Zidane is an undisputed legend of the game. To remember him for a headbutt, and the many other disciplinary lapses in his international career, is to forget his unbeatable quality. 1998 and all that is a dazzling part of the sport's history.

FW - Ronaldo
Even after eating his way towards a porky profile, 'Big Ron' could still score goals at the highest level. A reported epileptic fit is said to have curtailed his preparations for the 1998 final in Paris. Nevertheless, redemption was secured four years later with a brace against Germany in the deciding game. Nobody else has scored more World Cup goals.

FW - Miroslav Klose
In a similar vein to Geoff Hurst, the German forward's club career has always come second to his exploits with his country. On several occasions he has carried some particularly average squads to admirable heights on the back of his goals tally. His ability in the air is still something to be greatly feared at the old age of 36.

Supersub - Michael Owen
In hindsight it is easy to scoff at one of the greatest unrealized talents in football history. Between 1997-2004 however, Michael Owen was an unstoppable force, curtailed more often by medical ailments than opposing defenders. Deadly as a poacher, agile as a dribbler and devastating as a sprinter he destroyed some of the best teams in the world.


Wednesday, 11 June 2014

The Yorker Football Show Ep. 4

Take a look at our most ambitious episode yet. The wildcard Switzerland team are rated whilst new segments include World Cup History and "If only...". The World Cup is so close I can almost smell it.

Saturday, 7 June 2014

The Yorker Football Show Ep. 3

This week I am joined by Nicholas Montebello. We discuss the Rickie Lambert transfer story and Chile's chances at the World Cup. Filmed at Vanbrugh Dining Hall.


Thursday, 29 May 2014

Possible England XI vs Peru

Handy Andes

The last time England played a South American side at Wembley they were easily beaten 2-0. An Alexis Sanchez masterclass saw Chile give Roy Hodgson's men a frosty reminder of the quality waiting for them at the World Cup in Brazil.

On this occasion the England gaffer is likely to field a more experimental team, giving himself the opportunity to have a closer look at the abilities of Luke Shaw, Ross Barkley and Adam Lallana. The selection below is just one possibility for Hodgson to follow.

GK: Hart
DF: Baines, Cahill, Jagielka, Johnson
MF: Gerrard, Barkley, Henderson
FW: Lallana, Rooney, Sturridge

Barkley's card to Brazil
Everton's vibrant youngster is battling with Jack Wilshere and Jordan Henderson for a position among the central three. For this friendly, at least, Barkley has the chance to prove he warrants a key role in the national side beyond his recent cameo appearances as a late substitute.

Any link-up play with Gerrard and the advanced wingers will be pivotal to his opportunity to impress. With piercing runs from deep, a goal from Barkley's boot is more likely than for any other England midfielder. Fans of Newcastle, Norwich and Manchester City can appreciate that.

Pressure on Johnson
In the absence of Kyle Walker, Glen Johnson has become the only natural right back in the entire World Cup squad. At 29 years old and with 50 senior international caps, the Liverpool player should be reaching the peak of his abilities.

Whether Hodgson opts to try out the other workmen full-backs, Phil Jones and Chris Smalling, largely depends on the guaranteed defensive security of his right flank. Portsmouth's former creative runner will need to curb his innate enthusiasm for getting forward to convince the management team that he can hold firm against the world's best wingers.

Lallana's Late Push
Since assisting Daniel Sturridge's late winner against Denmark, Southampton's star figure has continually impressed both fans and commentators with his performances in the domestic league. Only a foolish coach would not start him in any of the exhibition games before the Italy encounter on June 14th.

As a testament to his importance over the last twelve months, Lallana has featured in all 38 of the Saint's Premier League fixtures this year and added nine goals to his decent tally from previous campaigns. A move to one of the big teams will surely occur after the tournament has been decided.

Friday, 23 May 2014

The Yorker Football Show Ep. 2

Hello again. I am pleased to say that this new episode is a big improvement on the pilot. I analyse the rebirth of the 4-3-3 in the Premier League and the implications this will have for the England World Cup side.

For the third episode I will be joined by a panel of guests to discuss some teams to watch at the ever-approaching festival of football.

Tuesday, 20 May 2014

The Yorker Football Show Ep. 1 (Pilot)

This season may be nearly over but the football never ends. In the video embed below is the pilot episode of the Yorker's new football show. Coverage includes the World Cup and the FA Cup final.
As merely the starting pointing on a long journey towards the hallowed turfs of Rio de Janeiro and Manaus, the standard of coverage is not great. In little time however, future episodes will make Football Focus look rather drab in comparison. At least, that is the intention.



Friday, 16 May 2014

End of Season Awards

PFA, Football Writers', LMA: Nobody cares about those awards. It's all politics, eh? How about an honest appraisal of the great and glorious 2013/14 season. And the winners are...

Goal of the Season - Luis Suarez vs Norwich
Oh this was a screamer. No, not the blaster from 40 yards out. I mean the the Uruguayan's third goal to round off his incredible hat-trick. Ball on the bounce, beats a flurry of dumbstruck canaries and pings a flat stroke into the far corner. A ball has never before been hit with such awesome power yet so little loop.

Biggest Flop - Marouane Fellaini
Twenty-seven million pounds. £27 million. £27,000,000! If Manchester United had invested that much in timber stocks they would have got a better deal. Maybe they did considering how wooden the Belgian midfielder's performances have been.

Overachievers - Hull City

Liverpool's unexpected title race ran them close for this honour but the Tigers have roared their way to an FA Cup final and the best league finish in the club's history. In doing so, Steve Bruce dispelled at least three modern myths: 1. Cup success comes at the cost of league form 2. It takes large summer investment to stay in the Premier League 3. Steve Bruce is an average manager.

Underachievers - Tottenham Hotspur

Summer title contenders? Pffft! The Spurs squad is densely packed with over-paid, over-hyped, tactically unsound 'professionals'. In September Daniel Levy was forced to ask himself how he might replace an individual as gifted as Gareth Bale. Apparently, his answer was to sign a selection of desperately average moaners and groaners. Aside from Christian Eriksen, the only other player to make an impact in such a dreary season was a man largely sidelined until Tim Sherwood rescued him from the scrapheap. Yes, I'm talking about you, Emmanuel.

Most Detrimental January Transfer - Yohan Cabaye
Dear Mr Le Blanc, would you please let me borrow a former squad member of mine for a few weeks next year? I would be very thankful. We all miss him. Please!
From your bestest ever friend, Alan Pardew.

Biggest Banana Skin - The one under Steven Gerrard's foot (Liverpool vs Chelsea)
There has never been a more literal usage for the term "title slip".

The Alex Salmond Award for Scottish Pride - Dundee United
With Ryan Gauld, Andrew Robertson, Stuart Armstrong and Gary Mackay-Steven all pushing for a place in the Scotland XI after an excellent season, the bright youth prospects at Tannadice echo with Southampton's similarly impressive academy products. An SFA Cup victory this weekend will have heads turning among England's league clubs soon enough.

Worst Implosion - Blackpool
After eighteen matches without a win the situation at Bloomfield Road became rather ugly. The Seasiders went from being promotion contenders in November to finishing two points off the relegation zone in May.

Richard Scudamore gaffe of the year - Misogynist emails
Not content with alienating every football fan in Britain with his 'Match 39' proposal a few years back, the Premier League chief has subsequently insulted every woman in the world. The press seem to be angry and demanding more blood than Shylock of Venice. Quick Richard, call Andy Gray; he will know what to do.